Baby Britney

Just as I thought, being a parent was a great way to get chicks. Baby Britney is not the cutest baby in the world so of course I went out and got her some clothes first. Thats when I realized all the chicks in Ross we're checkin me out. Not like they normally do but in a "oh how cute" not a "He's so cute" way.
We went to eat at Genghis Grill.
We went bicycle riding.
We went to my remote on Sunday.
We went shooting.
And I stick to my original thought. If you have a kid ,...Its not easy but the reward is greater than the effort. And if you're a dad,.... you don't haveta cash in your man card and strap the little rugrat to your stomach. Be a man! Share the responsibility with Mom and If you're gonna carry your child do it like a man and don't use a pink carrier and look like a big wussie!
Be a man and use one arm like you're walking around with a six-pack!!

WTF????

O.K. I know I don't read but will somebody please explain the Engilsh language to me!!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Richie Sambora, lead guitarist for the rock band Bon Jovi, was charged with drunk driving on Tuesday after being arrested in March in the Southern California community of Laguna Beach.

Prosecutors said in announcing the charges that Sambora had a blood alcohol level of 0.13 percent when Laguna Beach police stopped him for weaving across lanes in his black Hummer.

He faces a possible six months in jail if convicted and was ordered to appear in court on May 7 for an arraignment.

Prosecutors rejected a recommendation by police to also charge the guitarist, a longtime Laguna Beach resident, with child endangerment because there were two minors in his car when he was stopped.

"We believe that in order for us to file child endangerment charges there would have had to be additional aggravating circumstances," District Attorney's spokeswoman Farrah Emami said.

She said those circumstances could include driving erratically or speeding.

Isn't the reason he was pulled over because he was "driving erratically"?
And wasn't he Endagering his Child when he was driving drunk??

This guy should not only face a drunk driving charge but CHILD ENDANGERMENT as well. After all if he isn't charged with Child endangerment what does it mean??
Somebody please help me decifer the English language!

It's a dog eat dog world

Lets face it,...my little dog Sully wasn't trying to hurt Bill on Saturday when he bit him in the ankle. He just thought "I'm Hungry and I'm gonna try this buffet to go...."