Baby Britney

Just as I thought, being a parent was a great way to get chicks. Baby Britney is not the cutest baby in the world so of course I went out and got her some clothes first. Thats when I realized all the chicks in Ross we're checkin me out. Not like they normally do but in a "oh how cute" not a "He's so cute" way.
We went to eat at Genghis Grill.
We went bicycle riding.
We went to my remote on Sunday.
We went shooting.
And I stick to my original thought. If you have a kid ,...Its not easy but the reward is greater than the effort. And if you're a dad,.... you don't haveta cash in your man card and strap the little rugrat to your stomach. Be a man! Share the responsibility with Mom and If you're gonna carry your child do it like a man and don't use a pink carrier and look like a big wussie!
Be a man and use one arm like you're walking around with a six-pack!!

WTF????

O.K. I know I don't read but will somebody please explain the Engilsh language to me!!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Richie Sambora, lead guitarist for the rock band Bon Jovi, was charged with drunk driving on Tuesday after being arrested in March in the Southern California community of Laguna Beach.

Prosecutors said in announcing the charges that Sambora had a blood alcohol level of 0.13 percent when Laguna Beach police stopped him for weaving across lanes in his black Hummer.

He faces a possible six months in jail if convicted and was ordered to appear in court on May 7 for an arraignment.

Prosecutors rejected a recommendation by police to also charge the guitarist, a longtime Laguna Beach resident, with child endangerment because there were two minors in his car when he was stopped.

"We believe that in order for us to file child endangerment charges there would have had to be additional aggravating circumstances," District Attorney's spokeswoman Farrah Emami said.

She said those circumstances could include driving erratically or speeding.

Isn't the reason he was pulled over because he was "driving erratically"?
And wasn't he Endagering his Child when he was driving drunk??

This guy should not only face a drunk driving charge but CHILD ENDANGERMENT as well. After all if he isn't charged with Child endangerment what does it mean??
Somebody please help me decifer the English language!

It's a dog eat dog world

Lets face it,...my little dog Sully wasn't trying to hurt Bill on Saturday when he bit him in the ankle. He just thought "I'm Hungry and I'm gonna try this buffet to go...."

I want my baby back,baby back,baby back

Chilis was nice enough to come out to the Make a Wish Foundations Bowling event at the National Bowling Stadium a few weeks ago and furnish all the bowlers with food. Today they're having another benefit....

Chili's is teaming up with Make-A-Wish Foundation of Northern Nevada to help grant children's wishes.
Join them today for Lunch or Dinner and they will donate 10% of your check to the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Northern Nevada. Bring your family and friends and your appetite.

Reno Community - 250 Religious Cult - 0

We live in a country where you have every right to protest something you don't believe in. It's called the 1st amendment and thats why it's first, cuz it's the most important.
If you belong to a religious cult and want to protest a persons memorial service you have every right to do so in America. I realize your parents were too ignorant to drink the "Kool-aide" Jim Jones was serving, or you're still upset that your family tree was burned down in Waco and you need to fabricate something else to be angry about. I understand that being an Idiot does not strip you of you're 1st amendment right.
However .....MY 1st amendment right entitles me to stand in front of you douchebags in the snow and make sure that the Reno Police department escorts you back to the rock in which you crawled out from under in the first place.
Thanks for playing...we have no parting gifts for you.

Happy Trey Valentines Day

Every year as a young child on my birthday I would get a Valentines Day themed birthday party with heart shaped invitations and a pink or red heart shaped cake. Not very cool as a young BOY!!
I quickly learned that girls liked the girlish side of me and as of the 4th grade really started milking "Trey Valentines Day" to my advantage. Valentines Day is MY birthday, and I dont need to take the day I was born and share it with the rest of the population (who averages a 50% divorce rate)just because Hallmark wants to sell a few thousand cards.
I celebrate the love of my life on February 23rd, OUR anniversary, and this year I will do so for the 11th time. There is no question I love my wife, I just choose to do it every other day of the year and NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!
This year tho, she will be getting not only this excellent Valentines CARD, but some other gifts as well and if this jinxes our marrage just remember one thing,
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
See Bill's here: www.billsdoghouse.blogspot.com
See Connie's here www.morningshowconnie.blogspot.com

Snowboarding @ Alpine Meadows

Being from Southern California I've always enjoyed skiing but never had an opportunity to do it much. Now that I live in Americas Adventure Place I can really take the outdoor "bull by the horns" and enjoy my hyperactivity. The ski resorts in this area are second to none. There are so many to choose from!
This time Heff and I conquered Alpine Meadows. Beautiful groomed conditions, no wind, no wait, and wide open runs. 3rd time on a snowboard I figured it was time to try my first jump.Don't worry it wasn't my first crash!!
Here is the video:

http://www.youtube.com/heffarpvideo