Bill and Connies Makeout Challenge

Bill and Connies Makeout Challenge is simple,...you are awarded points for different levels of intimacy:
25 points = 1st Base
50 points = 2nd Base
75 points = 3rd Base
100 points= Home Run

Seems fair, only I have been married for 12 Years......to the SAME woman. I should get ODDS!! But instead I get penalized for no reason. I was ahead in this game and now I have no points.

Pete Rose won't even bet on this game!!

Toy Run 2008

My biker buudy "Don" and I braved the cold and rode our scooters in the freezing cold to bring kids toys for Christmas. I donated a football and "Don" donated some toy motorcycles and a couple of Barbies. About 500 bikes showed up and another 500 people came by just to drop by toys,......It was freezing but even tho I couldnt feel my hands I felt warm and fuzzy inside!!

I Believe I can Fly.......

I can remember a week ago getting sweaty palms, shortness of breath and becoming very nervous talking on-the-air about getting on an airplane. My fear of flying has hindered me from a free vacation to the Bahamas I earned in 1998 in a sales contest, multiple concerts with my wife, and too many trips to list that sounded like fun with the exception of a plane ride.

This has been the last decade of my life.

Like sitting across the table from an old friend Dan and I discussed my therapy and before I knew it we we’re already involved in “throwing away” my fear of flying.

When the hypnosis process began I never felt like Dan had control of my mind as Hollywood would have you believe. It felt like Dan and I we’re taking a trip down a road I had never been on and he had not only been down this road before, but he was going to help me negotiate the twists and turns of this journey at MY comfort level.

Needless to say I no longer have a fear of flying and just like he said I look forward now to my next flight. Dan didn’t cast a spell on me or make me look at flying recklessly. (I still wouldn’t get on a one winged plane) He unlocked the confidence I already had to fly , I just lost the key in the back of my mind and he showed me where it was.

Reading is LAME!!!

I have always said reading is lame and now to prove it to you, here are some stupid words that will make sense if you read them no matter how they are spelled,...hence READING IS LAME!!!

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Amzanig huh?

Just Joking

I love a holiday where short skirts and a weenie game are the highlights of my day. Ya can't do that on Christmas. We met alot of cool listeners today and had alot of fun. Here's some video so you can see for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVP0IIMXLm4
Thanks to everyone who wrote in and Coldstone Ice-SCREAM too.

Private Valentine reporting for duty!

We helped raise money for the American Heart Association by letting the Army National Guard kick my butt. Major Trish made sure she got her moneys worth too, I had to do 30 pushups, March and figure out within seconds which way was right and left, and walk a tight rope 30ft on the air. At least I didn't have to READ!!

Check out the Videos

Push-ups, looking hot and working out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11RZUmeIjg

Marching and looking hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wucuJK7S6js

Connie and I in the rope tube.
(LANGUAGE WARNING...NO KIDS!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSfZZyhyEe8

Connie and I on the tight rope!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRR5Aj3EndY

G-Stompin

If you missed it, here's a video of how good I looked on Sunday at the Great Italian Festival. Thanks to everyone who came out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUdO5-ntQs4