This is why they need a bailout!!!

For years and years I've been told by my Mother, Wife and other people who claim to know what they're talking about when it comes to finances to save my money. So about 12 years ago my wife and I started throwing our loose change into an old water bottle. What a F*%#in waste of time that was.
"Save your money for a rainy day" they said. Well today it SNOWED!
So I went to my bank and they told me they don't have the ability to take change that wasn't rolled. (They must have spent all their money on a wagon.) I went to some credit unions in town and they told me the same thing. I even called one of my Friends who is a smokin hot bank manager and she told me she'd take it if the change was rolled!!
No wonder these banks are BANKRUPT!!!
Take my freakin change and roll it your damn-selves!!!! This is YOUR job!! This is supposed to be what you do!! The last I checked the coin was a valid form of currency! And it was perfectly fine to deposit into my account. If I was to bring in $400. in "ones" I don't think they'd have a problem completing the transaction. However bring in 400 quarters and watch the tellers have a conniption fit!!
And these guys want a BAILOUT!!
Maybe if they spent more time rolling nickels,dimes and quarters and less time figuring out which holiday they were gonna take off, they'd be in a little bit better financial position right now.
Your other option is to take it to one of those machines in the grocery store. If you do you can say goodbye to at least 8%. What a rip-off!!
Save your money for a rainy day my A$$!
Go to the last true American Business that actually wants your change,.......A Casino!!

Moral: Don't give your money to banks...Give it to Casinos!!