The Next Best Thing

AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR,...REALLY?..... ANOTHER STUPID-ELVIS-LOUNGE-WANNA-BE IMPERSONATOR WINS THE NEXT BEST THING?!!
You think I'm shallow and stupid, what about these dolts that awarded an Elvis impersonator $100,000 for doing an impression we all did for our parents as kids. If I wanted to let old people that can't let go of their past program what I watch on t.v.,... I wouldn't have put a t.v in my wife's parents room. The fact that an Elvis impersonator won this contest along side of another Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Lucille Ball tells me that the senior citizens have way too much social security money coming in on a monthly basis and need to have some of their money taken away so they won't be able to afford the .99 cents it costs to vote on these freakin' shows. Elvis is dead for a reason...he's 100 years old and his career died long before that. Elvis impersonators may be more stupider than BOOKS!

Books are Stupid

Lets face it ......Books are stupid.
I have good reading skills and good comprehension I just don't like reading. That doesn't make me a bad person and it doesn't make you smarter than me. If anything I've just freed up a lot of my time in this hectic world we live in.
If books were so great they wouldn't give them away for free at the library. It'll cost you 4 bucks for a DVD rental at Blockbuster and 4 bucks to get a beer at the pool party,...I don't see them giving those away for free. That's because they're worth something! If you don't return the DVD after a week they charge you for it....FULL PRICE.
If you don't return a library book after 6 months they fine you .08 cents.....proving my theory: BOOKS ARE STUPID!