Sunday, February 24, 2008

Reno Community - 250 Religious Cult - 0


We live in a country where you have every right to protest something you don't believe in. It's called the 1st amendment and thats why it's first, cuz it's the most important.
If you belong to a religious cult and want to protest a persons memorial service you have every right to do so in America. I realize your parents were too ignorant to drink the "Kool-aide" Jim Jones was serving, or you're still upset that your family tree was burned down in Waco and you need to fabricate something else to be angry about. I understand that being an Idiot does not strip you of you're 1st amendment right.
However .....MY 1st amendment right entitles me to stand in front of you douchebags in the snow and make sure that the Reno Police department escorts you back to the rock in which you crawled out from under in the first place.
Thanks for playing...we have no parting gifts for you.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Trey Valentines Day


Every year as a young child on my birthday I would get a Valentines Day themed birthday party with heart shaped invitations and a pink or red heart shaped cake. Not very cool as a young BOY!!
I quickly learned that girls liked the girlish side of me and as of the 4th grade really started milking "Trey Valentines Day" to my advantage. Valentines Day is MY birthday, and I dont need to take the day I was born and share it with the rest of the population (who averages a 50% divorce rate)just because Hallmark wants to sell a few thousand cards.
I celebrate the love of my life on February 23rd, OUR anniversary, and this year I will do so for the 11th time. There is no question I love my wife, I just choose to do it every other day of the year and NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!
This year tho, she will be getting not only this excellent Valentines CARD, but some other gifts as well and if this jinxes our marrage just remember one thing,
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
See Bill's here: www.billsdoghouse.blogspot.com
See Connie's here www.morningshowconnie.blogspot.com